An evaluation of West Ham's evilness.
West Ham are an evil, evil club. They make children cry.
Or maybe they're not so evil?
On Monday, the club put out an APB for the crying child, offering him and his family the chance to visit Upton Park for an upcoming match, which they will get to watch from the Director's Box.
The problem with the club's offer is the boy will still have to watch West Ham. So, so, evil.