
It's just the swag. That's all.
The Knicks are playing the Lakers on Sunday afternoon, and New York Times reporter Scott Cacciola asked Nick "Swaggy P" Young some questions before the matchup. He got only one answer:
Attempted to interview Nick Young pregame. Got one quote out of it. "It's just the swag." For real.
— Scott Cacciola (@ScottCacciola) January 26, 2014
But what more do you need? "It's just the swag" is the opposite of "no comment." It answers any question. Observe.
Why is the sky blue?
"It's just the swag."
Where do babies come from?
"It's just the swag."
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"It's just the swag."
Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
"It's just the swag."
Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
"It's just the swag."
What is consciousness?
"It's just the swag."
What becomes of the human mind and spirit when the body containing them decays?
"It's just the swag."
How can we know how much our sensations overlap? What if how I see the color red is completely different from how you see the color red? Then what does "red" really mean?
"It's just the swag."
What can I use to get a wine stain out of a fabric couch cushion?
"It's just the swag."
What is infinity? If our universe has no end, then where does it go? If it does end, then what is outside of it?
"It's just the swag."
Wait, but what is the swag?
"It's just the swag."