Liverpool is crushing Everton.
CRUSHING THEM.
First, Steven Gerrard was able to boss the middle of the field and the entire match. Old Steven Gerrard.
Second, Gerrard scored to give Liverpool the lead.
Third, Daniel Sturridge scored to make it 2-0 to the Reds and just about dash the Toffees' hopes of sending a message to their neighbors.
Fourth, Sturridge just trolled Everton with another.
We call that 3-0, and game, set and match.