Not recommended viewing for children, as the shattering of illusions can often be painful.
The moose is a noble beast. Stately of stature, considerable of mass, and generous of antler. But their interactions with football have often ended in disaster. Norwegian international Svein Grøndalen once missed a World Cup qualifier after running into a moose whilst out jogging, and now Hoffenheim's 6-2 win over Wolfsburg has been overshadowed by a horrible tragedy.
Not one of nature's most gifted jumpers, the moose. Poor Hoffi. Er, get well soon!