He'll be stepping on himself all night.
Friday is Stephen Curry's 26th birthday. Happy birthday, Stephen Curry! Steph's gotta work on his birthday, with the Cavaliers in town to face the Warriors, but he's still dressing up. Under Armour made Curry a pair of birthday shoes with a cupcake-looking exterior and some special stuff on the inside:
So that one insole claims the shoe is rated "R" and something something about "having the nickname 'Baby Face Assassin'" requires accompanying by your parents Sonya and Dell." And, as is much easier to see, that other insole features a photo of baby Wardell adorably chilling with a basketball in a fly-ass sweatsuit. So, yeah, he's gonna be stepping on himself all night. And he might very well abrade himself out of existence by the end of the game. Pretty cool, though. My birthday just passed, but if Under Armour wants to hook me up with a pair of personalized bloggin' sneakers anyway, here you go:
Thanks in advance.
(via Inside The Warriors)