Flyers fan and nachos sitting in a tree, F-E-A-S-T-I-N-G
If you wear a Flyers jersey to the Tampa Bay Times Forum AND unabashedly gorge on concessions while wearing said Flyers jersey, you might just get some attention:
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— Nicole Thomas (@Nicole__Thomas) April 11, 2014No judgment here. I think attending a hockey game alone in an opponent's jersey and enjoying some snacks is a great way to spend a Thursday evening. And I've been known to get amorous with my meals. I got to second base with a baked potato once. It's cool. HOWEVER, it is totally legitimate and hilarious for the Lightning game ops people to give this the Kiss Cam treatment.
The question remains: Who's his food paramour? SB Nation's Accredited Florida Treats Expert Dr. Alfie Crow insists these are BBQ nachos, and he adds that those nachos do, in fact, require a fork for efficient consumption. I'm still unconvinced. Please lend us your food detective help in the comments.