The Draft jumped ahead 18,000 years between picks.
Man, the MLB Draft has been going on for a while, but we're winding down! Ooh, the pick is in. Take it away, Bud Selig:
Wait what?
[looks outside]
[outside is an ashy hellscape]
[turns back to TV]
"And with the 34th pick in the first round of the 20014 MLB Draft, the New St. Louis Mutant Horned Cardinals select ... PITCHERBOT 4000 from the Sector H-14 Nebular Academy."
[Selig retreats to cryogenic chamber to slumber for another thousand years]