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This is frighteningly realistic.
Let's see what's going on at Nationals-Padres, shall we?
Earlier that day...
*ring ring*
"Hello?"
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"Padres tickets? Sure! Perfect timing! I just picked up the bear suit from the dry cleaners."
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"Huh?"
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"Why wouldn't I? Of course I'm gonna wear the bear suit. Why would I not wear th--"
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"Because I like it! You'll just have to bear it."
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"No, no one's going to shoot me."
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"That was a bear joke before by the way. Did you get it?"
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"Well then invite someone else."
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"That's what I thought. See you then! I'll be the one in the bear suit."