Jay Cutler drives a conversion van now

Every time we think Jay Cutler can't get better, he tops himself.

Imagine Jay Cutler as a slot machine that pays off every time you pull the handle. Any time Jay Cutler says or does anything, it's a guaranteed jackpot. It's one of the reasons to be excited about football training camps.

To wit:

Highlight of the day? Jay Cutler, now a family man, drives a conversion van.

— Adam Jahns (@adamjahns) July 23, 2014

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE:

#Bears Jay Cutler arrives "Dad style" to camp & says "it's not a mini van. It's a conversion van" pic.twitter.com/yRHGrH4Pzt

— Megan Mawicke (@MeganMawicke) July 23, 2014

MMMmmmmm, that's good Cutler. Hey wait, what's that on the rear window?

Computer: zoom in. Enhance.

I knew it.

GAH! OK, we'll mind our own business. Sheesh.