Falcao missed the World Cup so now he's getting ready for the World Baseball Classic.
The key to being good at any sport is almost decapitating a coach. Falcao's got that down.
Other baseball things Falcao does that have use convinced he will win 2017 World Baseball Classic MVP for Colombia, a country that didn't even qualify for the last World Baseball Classic;
- He doesn't really need a functioning knee to play, as evidenced by Bengie Molina's 13-year career.
- Baseball doesn't have enough goofy hair and Falcao's mini bun is exactly what the sport desperately needs.
- Maybe then people will care about the World Baseball Classic.