DeAndre Yedlin is 21 years old. Thierry Henry is 36.
DeAndre Yedlin is 21 years old so he doesn't know shame. It explains his hair, his shorts, his dancing and his general existence. He is every 21-year-old.
One day, he will look back on this and laugh. His children will be embarrassed by him and he will remember the days when he could get drunk in the locker room after the match and not wake up the next morning feeling like the entire world is caving in on him.
But right now, he is just a 21-year-old celebrating beating Bayern Munich with hiked up shorts and some dancing.
And Thierry Henry is judging. He is judging so hard. He's the judgement king. And he is saying more with one eyebrow than Yedlin is doing with all of that.