CHUG ... CHUG ... CHUG
Rory McIlroy is amazing. No, it's not because he's exceptionally good at golf -- that's only part of it. He's great not only because he can save the Wanamaker trophy from possible destruction. It's because Rory will play 18 holes, win three straight tournaments and still chug his booze.
Ted Bishop is a middle-aged man, taking a dainty sip is fine for him. Rory is in his drinking-prime, might as well down that sucker.