Andros Townsend went on the TV show A League of Their Own, where he wore this.
Backstage with @andros_townsend and @jackwhitehallpic.twitter.com/qPfvZuMTtz
— ALOTO (@league_official) September 5, 2014Now there are a lot of reasons that Townsend could have been dressed like that*. He could have ... you know what? No. It doesn't matter why he looks like that. It's forever etched into your brains and will visit you in every nightmare anyway.
* Sidenote: what is he dressed like? What is that? Why does it frighten me?