Ways to use a goalpost at home

The now-famous Ole Miss goalposts have gone on a tour of Oxford, one of them stopping at least momentarily in someone's home.

Goal post made it home pic.twitter.com/EbimQguVEU

— Buckner Corso (@BucknerCorso) October 5, 2014

Here are ways to use a goalpost at home, some of them after removing the material capping each end. In none of these scenarios are we dismantling the goalpost or making any adjustments to affect its structural integrity. Respect the goalpost:

- Beer bong

- Hamster runway

- Mini golf  ball return

- Blue Man Group drum apparatus

- Large straw for two friends

- Spit to roast a whole stegosaurus

- Stegosaurus kebab skewer

- Caber

- Giant didgeridoo

- Stripper pole

- Fire pole

- Foul pole

- Regular pole

- Bird-nesting area

- Double-barrel potato gun

- T-shirt cannon

- Jousting stick

- Chimney

- Plumbing

- Alphorn

- Bad stilts

- Bad spear

- Multi-room gravity bong

- Short-distance telephone

- Tuning fork

- Q-Tip for giant

- Toothpick for giant

- One of those things that holds a strand of dental floss for especially hygienic giant

- Battering ram for knocking down other goalposts