Buckle up, friends. We're in store for some SEC football tropes.
Keep your ears to your TVs and your eyes to Twitter and your teeth on some Dr. Pepper and Golden Flake-brand pickle chips. Play along here in the comments and on Twitter! If you win, you get a non-committable scholarship offer to the university of your choice.
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