You can rent binoculars to watch the Final Four

Just watch the giant screen. Or stay home.

Even in a normal-sized basketball arena, you'll occasionally see people watching the action with binoculars. But that's usually just weird old guys gawking at the cheerleaders. You don't really need binoculars to watch basketball. Unless, of course, the basketball is being played in a futuristic football mega-stadium. And...yup, some folks at AT&T Stadium are sitting far enough away that binocular rentals are a real thing at an indoor sporting event played on a 50 x 94 surface:

The table you don't want to visit when walking to your Final Four seats pic.twitter.com/tOB8Re5d9T

— Mike Humes (@MikeHumesESPN) April 5, 2014

Even some media are stationed at distances better measured in miles than feet:

This is my seat. Some people have paid hundreds of dollars for a seat worse than this pic.twitter.com/o3HFAJpUBp

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) April 5, 2014

But really, don't bother with binoculars. Just give in and watch that massive TV:

Where's your seat? Kidding. But what a photo! pic.twitter.com/4Oi4sJXtCU

— Final Four (@FinalFour) April 1, 2014