Deco will even score awesome goals in his own testimonial.
This was Deco's testimonial -- and it's 2004 Porto vs. 2006 Barcelona, so it's a really great testimonial -- so he is the god of the day no matter what he does, and yet he managed to out-awesome the awesomeness of it all with this peach. He didn't even have to try hard to do it either.
Let's go through it, step-by-step:
1. Don't run
2. Don't run
3. Stand there
4. Make a pass
5. Jog there
6. Stand there
7. Get the ball back
8. Hit an awesome first-touch lob over the goalkeeper, off the bottom of the crossbar and in
9. Giggle
Excellent.