Bartolo Colon limbers up with some arm-waving

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This is how a champion stretches.

Every Bartolo Colon start is a blessing. A Bartolo Colon start in a camo jersey preceded by a delightful shot of him waving his arms is precious:

Bartolo Colon: The GIF that keeps on giving http://t.co/BWDz5RmLX8

— Cut4 (@Cut4) July 28, 2014

Going by the alphabets established by the YMCA/O-H-I-O chant/etc., it appears Bartolo is trying to tell us: "TMTMTMHMHMHMTMHMT."

Translation: "Time masticating too many tasty meats hath made hurt my healthy, massive tummy. Might hanker more, though."

Or he's just stretching or whatever.