Yeah, but could Bastian Schweinsteiger do it on a hot Saturday in Dallas?
D.C. United vs. Portland Timbers
Saturday, 7 p.m. ET - Univision Deportes
At what point does Ashton Kutcher suit up for D.C.?
Pick: Portland, 2-1.
Montreal Impact vs. Philadelphia Union
Saturday, 7 p.m. ET - MLS Live
If Jack McInerney threw a tantrum, would anyone blame him? The kid needs help.
Pick: Montreal, 2-0.
New England Revolution vs. Toronto FC
Saturday, 7:30 p.m. ET - MLS Live
Why?
Pick: Gross.
FC Dallas vs. San Jose Earthquakes
Saturday, 8:30 p.m. ET - MLS Live
It took a few months for people to believe in San Jose last year. Have you learned our lesson? If you believe in Dallas, yes you have.
Pick: Dallas, 2-0.
Real Salt Lake vs. Chicago Fire
Saturday, 9 p.m. ET - MLS Live
Adding Mike Magee and Bakary Soumare will make the Fire significantly better, but they need to be super duper significantly better.
Pick: Salt Lake, 1-0.
Colorado Rapids vs. Chivas USA
Saturday, 9 p.m. ET - MLS Live
It's tough to outshine Chelis. Deshorn Brown will.
Pick: Colorado, 3-1.
Sporting Kansas City vs. Houston Dynamo
Sunday, 3:30 p.m. ET - NBC Sports Network
Sporting finally got the gigantic Dynamo monkey off their backs last time these teams met. Dominic Kinnear doesn;t care.
Pick: Draw, 1-1.
New York Red Bulls vs. Columbus Crew
Sunday, 5 p.m. ET - UniMas
The Red Bulls are trophy-less because they haven't gotten a shot at the Champions League. Bayern Munich wouldn't stand a chance.
Pick: New York, 5,930-2.
LA Galaxy vs. Seattle Sounders
Sunday, 11 p.m. ET - ESPN2
Robbie Rogers will play, if not this week then next week or the week after, and it will certainly be a milestone in professional sports. But the Galaxy took a chance on a player, not a symbol, and when all the deserved plaudits fade away, Rogers will have to produce.
It wasn't too long ago that the same was said of Seattle -- they have to produce. Finally, they are, and you would be hard-pressed to find a team playing any better right now.
Pick: Draw, 2-2.
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